User blog comment:SpringThing14/Q&A!/@comment-31940910-20160707070020/@comment-27010092-20160707225805

Well...need a life?

First off, don't go to Walmart. They sell lives there, but you'll only get the life of looking like a dork. You'll wear skin-pants that make you look like You Gotz No Pantz, wear your oldest worn out shirt, crappy shoes, and to top it all of, 10 ft. long ugly mangled hair. Yep, you'll become a Walmarshin.

I recently, however, saw this add:

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Need a Life?
Are you...BLAND? Need a new lifestyle? Talking to people in your local area not working for you? Then in that case, come on down to Hotspot Resort in Las Vegas! With tons of restaurants, sociol events, arcades, bars, lounges, hot tubs, pools, and a "Tips to Date" center, you'll have a chill and interesting life in no time!

Price: $199.99 per night, per person!

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I hope your family's has a couple hundred dollars to spare! If not....

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