Five Stupid Nights at Freddy's

Hello, hello! I wanted to do this because i want to make you guys laugh! Well, ENJOY!

Night 1:Introduction, (and Foxy's first kiss!)
Phone Guy:Hello!

Wilbert (nightguard):Hi!

Phone Guy:I just wanna get you started at the NEW and IMPROVED NEVER seen before.........

FREDDY FAZBEAR'S HOTEL!

Wilbert:YAY!

Phone Guy: I know right? Anyway, there are animatronics here, and you know who they are, only........they've gone crazy.

Wilbert:SAYWAAAAA?!

Phone Guy:Yeah, I know. BUT! At least you can get up out of your chair every once in a while and greet them and try to fix their level of seriousness.

Wilbert:Okay!

Phone Guy:Well, you know what to do from last time at Fazbear's Fright, (even though, it was just a dream that happens 2 years from now.) So, G-NIGHT!

Wilbert:Good-night! (slams head into monitor breaking it, but it still works)

Foxy:(dances on the stage to " Barbie Girl " in Toy Chica's dress)

Wilbert:(takes his head out and facepalms himself) Okay, I'm checking on Chica. (leaves office)

Phone Guy:(leaves a text message saying the animatronics will NOT kill you)

Wilbert:Phew!

meanwhile, in the office:

Chica:(walks in with a whoopie cushion and puts it on the chair with a note saying " Chica was here! " and walks out, snickering)

meanwhile, in the bathrooms:

(This is where it gets funny, so stick around.)

Wilbert:I gotta take a leak. (walks into the WRONG restroom)

Toy Chica:(in the shower, singing " Let it Go " from Frozen)

Wilbert:........Aw crap.............BYE-BYE! (takes off running)

Toy Chica:(peaks her head outside and looks, then puts it back in shrugging her shoulders and continues singing)

Wilbert:THAT (pants) WAS EMBARRASSING! (pants)

Foxy and Mangle:You wanna do it?..............Yes! (kiss for 4 minutes straight)

Wilbert:(hurls all over them)

Foxy and Mangle:(turn around in disgust and all they see is Withered Chica and look at each other) Meh! (continue kissing for one more minute then beat the empty old suit up)

Wilbert:Okay back in the-(sits on whoopie cushion and the WHOLE hotel hears him) Sweet mother of the lord!

everybody:(laughs)

Wilbert:(laughs, but then punishes Chica for NO more pizza for a week-no a MONTH!

Chica:(cries VERY loudly and has such a tantrum that she sobs all the way up to her room and locks the door, but befor doing that, she yells " I WANT ANOTHER NIGHTGUARD! ")

Bonnie:OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Wilbert:LOOK AT WHO YOU SASSIN' DAWG! (aims gun at him)

Bonnie:(aims a BIGGER gun at him)

(load guns)

???:Put......The guns.......DOWN!

(turn their heads to none other than the most POWERFUL yet ANNOYING creatures in the world)

'BADBOY BALLOON BOY! '

and his sidekick

SPRINGSWAG!

Springswag:YEAH! Before we drop 'em on YOU!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA-

clock:6:00 am

Wilbert:YES I'MA OUTTA HERE!

Chica:YAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Wilbert:(shoves a pickle in her mouth and leaves)

Chica:(spits it out) Rude! BUT IT WAS E.......P...........I............K..............E..............E............L!

Freddy:(appears out of no where) You are a terrible speller. But, I think that's a word and how you spell it. (pauses for a moment) Oh well! (disappears to lord knows where)