User blog:TheFazDude/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song but it's about why I wasn't here yesterday

Now this a story all about how

My day got all turned upside down

And I'd like to explain, as you can clearly see

I'd like to explain my inactivity

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In [redacted address], born and raised

On the school bus is where I spent the end of my day

Looking at Reddit on my iPhone

Listening to music from Studiopolis Zone

When a dump truck came who was up to no good

Hit the electricity pole for my neighborhood

And my PC was almost dead so my dad said to me

"We're going to Walmart to help your PC"

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I went into the car and we went to the store

I saw some good stuff, like FNaF figures for $4

I wish I could say I bought some diamond ore

But we had to find a charger, that's what we came for!

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I got my charger 'round 7 or 8

And I went to my bedroom to get it all straight

I looked at my PC, I was finally aware

I was coming back as the Freak of Fazbear

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(also a new fan game review's coming later)