User blog comment:The Non-Zomboss/Confession.../@comment-27812664-20170308000500/@comment-26525830-20170309001449

Makes sense...

You live in a swamp, just like Shrek, and you bathe in sh*t and eat sh*t and brush your teeth with sh*t.

So is this wiki a swamp?

Are we all ogres?

What are they REALLY putting in McDonalds Happy Meals?

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