Board Thread:Wiki News/@comment-27812664-20180324145705/@comment-30653199-20180326174707

No, the scariest part is DEM SPIDER LEGS DOE.

spider cage, spider cage. does whatever a spider cage can- oh god he's on the ceiling. soulcage, get down from there, we talked about this, remember? oh god don't you go anywhere near that lightbulb SOULCA- and there goes the light. NO, NOT THE VEN- and he's off. welp, that's another one escaped... what has it been, like, 5 escapes in one month? ugh... welp, i'm off to the pet store. cya.