User blog comment:SpringThing14/SpringThing Weekly- Issue 14/@comment-26525830-20170101050845

My entry:

Once upon a (cancerous) time, there was a place called Freddy Fazbears Pizza, and there were very sexy robots that smelled like corn beef. They all loved each other, except for Foxy, because he cheated on Mangle AND Balloon Boy. Foxy was locked in the back room and is smelly. Anyway, this happens the day of the wedding of Toy Chica and Withered Bonnie (It's a lesbian relationship, do not judge). Everyone took their seats as Toy Chica walks down the isle, Withered Bonnie following shortly after her. Toy Freddy, who is the preacher (is that the right word?) said a bunch of wedding stuff, like "Do you promise to... Blah Blah...Ring... Kiss the bride." Toy Chica was leaning in to kiss Withered Bonnie (Who had a face at the time), but the wedding was then interrupted by a noise. It was coming from the back room. The guests got up from their seats to investigate. The door was budging very violently, until it burst. Foxy flew out at lunged at Mangle. She dodged it and Foxy then started to sprint at Withered Bonnie. Once he got to her, he tore off her arm with his very sharp and smelly hook and started to spank her with her broken arm. The force caused Bonnie's face to fall off. Toy Chica screamed "Get your hands off my bae!". Foxy ignored her and kept spanking. When all hope was lost, a blinding light sliced through Foxy, ultimately killing him. Everyone turned around to see a beacon of light. Out of it stepped a figure. It was...

Naru- No! I can't do this! I'll die of cancer! Fine.

It was Naruto

Everyone screamed in joy, as Naruto has come to save them all. He walked over to Toy Chica. It came to his attention that she could not marry Old Bonnie anymore, due to her lack of face, which reeks of Foxies *ss. Naruto and Toy Chica then decided to bang.

Epilogue:

Foxy has forever died, and to take his spot, a new animatronic called Sauske the Wolf had been purchased by the company. She smells like Onions, and has lung cancer.

Old Bonnie is not hot anymore, thus she started to freeze to death. She was found in the back room frozen in a block of ice, and was never repaired.

After banging, TC and Naruto had a baby they call Toy Nica. After the employees saw her, they "accidentally" shot her with a gun. She was pretty ugly anyway.

Only a month after the death of Nica, Naruto got too close to Sauske, and got lung cancer as a result. He has about 2 more months to live.

Everyone else died in a fire.