User blog:TheFazDude/If TheFazDude was 100% honest with us...

[THIS IS SATIRE MY DUDES]

Hi! I'm FazbearFreak, bereaucrat of the Five Nights at Freddy's Fanon Wiki. With the release of Five Nights Underground coming this Friday, and Fazbear Forces launching in October, I wanted to take a moment to acknowledge something. Ya see...

FazbearFreak needs existing franchises to survive.

Yeah, it's true. A ton of FazbearFreak games released nowadays involve popular franchises that people love. Since people love FNaF and (insert property here), of course they're going to come running to the next installment of the Five Nights at (insert character from property here)'s!

Nowhere is this more obvious is the Night Shift at King Pig's games. Even when Angry Birds was clearly dying and the NSaKP series was driving itself into the ground, I had the guts to release two more games before finally giving up.

Also, there's the Five Nights at Steve's series. Yeah, I DID have SOME original characters in there, like the EnderMaster and the mayor, but at the end of the day, it's just those Minecraft maps based off of FNaF that every clickbaiting YouTuber uploads.

And that's not even counting the smaller series. Weekend at Robbie's, One Night at Scratch Cat's, One Night in Meen's Labyrinth, Week with the Werehog... shall I go on?

And then there's the Five Nights at FazbearFreak's series. ...Hoooooo boy. Simply, it has tons of unoriginal characters in an enviroment that makes no sense. ...That's literally it.

So that's FazbearFreak in a nutshell. I'm like the "licensed games developer" of FNaF Fanon: I got huge success from using licensed properties, but whenever I try to do something cool and original, it almost always dies out in the middle of production or is a steaming trashpile. But hey! Fazbear Forces is coming out soon! That's original! ...Right?

FazbearFreak: Crossovers, not creativity.

By the way, despite all this, I'm in a little competition with D-BB. Fazbear Forces VS TNaJ. TNaJ is one of the most creative games on FNaF Fanon...

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