Thread:SpringThing14/@comment-31270836-20180409013305/@comment-27812664-20180517230124

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Zomboss, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed.

You are not here to receive V-Bucks. You have not been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a thread of sounds and smells, references, and memes. A thread with no exit. A game with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for V-Bucks has driven you in endless circles, chasing the wins for Fortnite in some unseen wiki always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find any. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave old sport, who somehow found this thread not intended for you. Although there was a dank meme planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am commenting as well. I am nearby. This thread will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every message wall should.

And to you users trapped in the wiki activity: be still, and give up your V-Bucks. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there are memes - and perhaps more - waiting for you after the text clears. Although, for one of you... The darkest pit of heck has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the Devil waiting, old sport.

My friend, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the good memes. I'm sorry that on that day - the day you were shut out and left to get banned - no one was there to lift you up into their wiki, as you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to stay banned, not my old sport. I couldn't unban you then, so let me unban you now. It's time to rest, for you, and to those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us. End communication.

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