Merle's Mystical Magical Mysteries!

Welcome one, welcome ten, welcome all to my humble shop, Merle's Mystical Magical Mysteries! Imm Merle Chanter, a saleswoman just willing to please you all with my oddities! Here at 4M, we sell the rare, exotic, beyond belief items that other companies dare not venture. So sit back, relax, and shop in my wonderland!

Item #1: Heart Gem
This gem not only is shaped like a heart and is made of materials, such as emerald, sapphire, amethyst, and plenty more gems, but it has a dark, romantic story behind it.

A long time ago, from a land far away, A man and a woman loved each other, very much, and one day, the man said, "I want to show how much I love you." He went away, and locked himself in his house, and began making a stone in the shape of a heart. What he didn't realize he never ate, sleep, or did anything except make the gem for 40 years. When the woman died of disease, the man had just finished his heart, only to find his lover had died. He couldn't stand being without her, so he cut her in half, put the heart inside, and then cut himself in have and put his own half body next to the girls half body, to be with her for eternity.

I guess other than being romantic, it's a really pretty paperweight. Anyway, to show your love for another or to simply gloat in your co-workers faces, this priceless gem could be yours for the low price of $100,000,000! That's a steal, considering the aumont of gems and ores in it!