Jessi's Life Series-Season 1-Main Page

Episode List:
1.Subs, Subs, and more Subs-

Dessi reaches 68 million subscribers, and needs help from Jessi to make a YouTube special for it. But at the same time, things get in their way.

2.Secret Chef-

While Lears is at a cooking contest in Europe, Jessi volunteers to cook the family's next three dinners. But when he finds out how challenging it is, he invites his friend Polly over to help cook, but must keep it a secret from his family.

3.Dem Teeth Dough-

Jessi and Haley go on a boat ride to look around a seaweed forest, until when they dive inside, they end up encountering, and almost becoming lunch to, a shark. It is up to them to safely navigate out of the beast's way.

4.Venison Speculatiom-

Mostly everybody in Jessi's grade speculates that he likes Deedo the deer, and it is up to him and Dylan to prove it's false.

5.More than a Scam-

Jessi and Renaldi order Jlynn some new hockey equipment on Craigslist, until they realize that it is more than just a fooling scam. Perhaps, something deeper-and darker.

6.Cat Comedy-

Since Fruan was very sick, she asked Jessi to cover for her for the next three nights. After struggling, he decides to make jokes about cats like Frisco, his brother Frisky, Star, Kate, and others. This, however, changes the peoples' view on them. This is a reference the SpongeBob episode "Squirrel Jokes".

7.Take Me;NO, ME!

Jessi wins a free dinner to SkyDine, a flying restaurant, and can pick one guest. He must choose between Polly, Fush, Renaldi, Frisco, and some of his other friends in school.

8.Campfire Crisis-

Jessi and his family are going on a camping trip. When they're their, a group of three 5 and 6 year-olds catch Jessi, and take him to "jail" which is actually the kids' camper. The parents are totally okay with this, and Jessi must find a way to escape.

9.Sleepover Sicko-

Jessi has a sleepover at Frisco's house, until at about midnight, a stranger tries to break in, and possibly murder the two. Frisco and Jessi decide to be stupid, and fight the stranger back as opposed to calling the cops.

10.Beauty Doesn't Keep-  (Recommended by the Non-Zomboss)

Jessi starts dating a girl in school, and she dates him. However, his girlfriend eventually moves away, leaving Jessi in a sorrow mood.

11.Lunch Hacks-

A student at Jessi's school has hacked all the lunch money accounts, and deleted everyone's amount of money, that way, they'd have zero. Frisco and Jessi decide to investigate for who did it.

12.Left or Right-

Frisco, Jessi, Polly, and Bonnie sneak out to see a movie at 11 PM. However, when they leave the theater, they realize they're lost. It is up to them to get back, before everyone wakes up to notice.

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Jessi's Siblings:
1.Turner:

Gender:Male

Color:Dark Gray

Age:4

Personality:He usually spends his entire life eating. Jessi may have had 53 siblings if this guy hadn't made them buy enough food for 27 meals a day, that he makes himself.

2.Dessi:

Gender:Male

Color:Blue

Age: 5

Personality:He's a child YouTuber, but has 68 million subscribers. He uses his money to pay for food for Turner. He makes gaming, unboxing, horror, taste testing, and blog videos.

3.Tildy

Gender:Female

Color:White

Age:5

Personality: She makes makeup tutorials on YouTube, yet fails with 3 subscribers. Well, they aren't necessarily good. She just rubs makeup sticks all over her face.

4.Miller

Gender:Female

Color:Yellow

Age:5

Personality:She usually obsesses over boys. She kind of likes it when Dessi's friends come over, as she imagines doing things with them, such as dating, kissing, marrying, and......WE'LL STOP RIGHT THERE LET'S MOVE ON SHALL WE

5.Luke

Gender:Male

Color:Gray

Age:6

Personality:Luke is very tough, and is stronger than the rest of his siblings combined. He got this way from lifting blocks of steel. He spends most of his life using his siblings, mostly Renaldi, as practice fighting partners. He's already competing in WWE, and is undefeated.

6:Jeckson

Gender:Male

Color:Orange

Age:6

Personality: Jeckson obsesses over Hookball. Hookball is a two-player game where you use a sharp miniature anchor to pull a play dough ball into the other player's goal without destroying the ball, or letting them get the ball with their mini anchor. Of course, many injuries have happened; however, Jeckson doesn't mind pain, and wouldn't care if his finger was in lava.

7.Lears

Gender:Female

Color:Bright Gray

Age:7

Personality:She likes cooking, basically. Her food is actually amazing, and her chour  is to cook dinner. She is very skinny, because she spends her entire day cooking her siblings' and parents' dinner. She started cooking at 3 years old. And don't ask how long she spends making holiday dinners. 2 weeks!

8.Gibbler

Gender:Female

Color:Tan

Age:7

Personality: Can be very annoying when she talks to people. Calls people names, like "Big mouthed Tanner" or "Big-headed Billson". She also never stops talking. #plzshutup

9.P. Bizk

Gender:Male

Color:Black

Age:7

Personality:Despite being only 7, Professor Bizk is a teacher at  Drummport University. He is a science and programming educator, and has a very high IQ. He's very serious, and doesn't care too much about his family.

10.Dr. Rosa

Gender:Female

Color:Aqua Blue

Age: 7

Personality: She is very similar to Bizk, but more nice and caring. She is a professional Doctor, and is so skilled that she has done heart transplants, attract he detached limbs, and more. She is one of the top 3 doctors to ever exist, and is currently working on a cure for cancer. She always helps her family, and even helps Lears cook sometimes(she learned a bit about cooking, too).

11.Drake

Gender:Male

Color:Dark Gray

Age:7

Personality:He is like Dessi, and has a YouTube channel. He is a hate YouTuber, and does hate videos on TV shows, games, and movies. He never looks for the good in things, and sees all his siblings, humans, and the everybody else in the world as idiotic losers. The only people he cares about are his fans, a.k.a his 2.3 million subscribers.

12.Jet

Gender:Male

Color:Dark Yellow

Age:8

Personality:His name has inspired his to look forward to a career as a pilot. He knows a lot of flying instructions from books he has read, and if he were in a plane crash, he could steer the plane back to safety. He even knows how to safely land a plane that isn't able to be controlled. Is that even possible? He also educates his siblings on airplane safety. Only a few actually listen and remember it, though.

13.Haley

Gender:Female

Color:Brown, Hazel colored hair

Age:8

Personality:Haley enjoys studying the ocean. She knows tons about it, including fish species, ocean currents, tsunamis, undersea volcanoes, coral reefs, and so much more. She knows a bit about ocean navigation, too.

14.Morse

Gender:Male

Color:Lime green

Age:9

Personality: Morse usually is the one who plays Hookball with Jeckson. He likes it, too, and usually makes equipment for it. He also craves steak.

15.Pat

Gender:Male

Color:Dark Green

Age:9

Personality:Pat is pretty lazy. He never offers to do work, and just plays video games and watches YouTube all day. He is kind of fat, and talks in phrases, such as, He don't need that," or, "You ain't going nowhere."

16:Piper

Gender:Female

Color:Black, with white hair covering her eyes

Age:9

Personality:She is very...dark. She does seances, tries talking to ghosts, and watches dark movies. She spends most of her life in her bedroom, and never usually eats dinner. Her food is delivered to her in her room, where she eats it alone. She has hundreds of per cockroaches, who feed off of her leg skin. Nothing creepy or disturbing about that! #sarcasm

17.Billson

Gender:Male

Color:Red

Age:10

Personality:Billson likes developing games. He knows a lot about coding and designing, and has made tons of games. One game he made is called "Mt. Nightmare", where you are lost on a mountain, where a group of axe-wielding killers roam. You must get down it without dying. It looked so realistic, it was almost as if it was made entirely from pictures he took.

18.Lisa

Gender:Female

Color:Purple; long, pink hair

Age:10

Personality:Lisa is interested in nature. She always looks out the window, seeking birds and other animals. She owns at least 10 pets, and has over 30 exotic plants. She uses her miniature indoor peanut farm to plant peanuts for the family to use as snacks, or in a recipe.

19.JoJo

Gender:Female

Color:Dark Gray; long, brown hair

Age:10

Personality:She's kind of tough, like Luke. She often fights him, but he still always wins. She does, however, hang with him, since they're both tough and competitive.

20.Loop

Gender:Male

Color:Bright Red

Age:10

Personality:Loop usually reads. He just...reads. And reads. He has read all of the books in his local library, and is almost ready to enter college. Don't you wish you read an entire library of books as a kid? Of course you don't.

21.Neecko

Gender:Male

Color:Orange

Age:11

Personality:Neecko really likes to play sports, mostly baseball and basketball. He's really fast, and often races with Ryan and Jlynn. He likes to watch YouTube, and craves bread for some unknown reason. He's that guy who steals all of the rolls at that one restaurant you went to last Tuesday.

22.Frizz

Gender:Male

Color:Brown

Age:11

Personality:Frizz is playful, and gets crazy sometimes. He craves salmon for some reason, but also eats a variety of foods. He once took two of his siblings out to survive in the wild, until that went wrong.The two others, Jessi and Renaldi, went crazy, and chased Frizz into someone else's car. They got some burgers, and we're back to normal.

23.Paiter

Gender:Female

Color:Blue

Age:11

Personality:She cares deeply about...her hair. If she had to save one between her family and her hair, she'd literally pick her hair. Her bedroom walls are just reflective mirrors, and the only objects she owns are hairdryers, shampoo, combs, and other hair equipment.

24.Renaldi

Gender:Male

Color:Green

Age:11

Personality:Renaldi likes to watch YouTube, a lot. He also likes to throw darts with Jessi, usually at chipmunks. Don't worry, they miss almost every time. He also likes to use what he gets from restaurants as accessories. That's why he wears a box of Chinese takeout on his head in Five Nights at Frisky's 6.

25.Presley

Gender:Male

Color:Light Gray

Age:12

Personality:Presley is mostly an artist. He draws pencil sketches, self-portraits, and digital art. He sometimes gives tips to Billson on design and shape. Billson also gives him tips.

26.Tanuld

Gender:Male

Color:Orange; yellowish fake-looking hair

Age:12

Personality:Tanuld is a republican politician, despite being only 12. He wants to build a wall between Walmart and McDonalds. He said it's to stop "the madness", which most likely is nothing. He is going to run for the U.S.A president in November of 2016.

27.Rita

Gender:Female

Color:Hazel

Age:12

Personality:Rita often uses her highly advanced telescope to look into space. Sh has seen many other galaxies, one she named "Ritaroute" after herself. She plans to work at N.A.S.A when she becomes an adult.

28.Mellow

Gender:Male

Color:Dark Green

Age:12

Personality:Nobody knows why, but Mellow likes to lick tree bark. He licks, and licks, and licks. It doesn't make any sense, but he does it. Like....why?

29.Jlynn

Gender:Female

Color:Red

Age:13

Personality:Jlynn is obsessed with sports. No matter what it is, she does it. From sparing, to hockey, to occasional Hookball, she's a speedy athlete that will obviously beat you in a race. She often races Ryan and Neecko.

30.Losh

Gender:Male

Color:Tan; black hair

Age:13

Personality:Losh is funny, and likes to do magic tricks. He also has a part-time job at a movie theater. However, some people say he has a big head. Well...it is a little "larger" I suppose.

31.Fruan

Gender:Female

Color:Yellow; reddish hair

Age:14

Personality:Fruan is a comedian. She can make a pun whenever she talks, at any given moment. She enjoys playing crazy pranks and telling jokes, and cheers people up.

32.Naurf

Gender:Male

Color:Blue

Age:14

Personality:If you haven't noticed already, "Naurf" is Fruan backwards. Instead of funny jokes, Nuarf makes inappropriate jokes. He told all of his youngest siblings how babies are.........created. He can't resist but lick anything that is long and narrow, and always plays with his.....thingy. In a nutshell, he is DIRTY. 10/10 parents recommend you don't hire him to babysit your children. If only he wasn't like this. =(

33.Rusty

Gender:Male

Color:Black

Age:14

Personality:Rusty is oldest strong kid in the family. He can do pull-ups with one arm, and can do over 200 push-ups without sweating. He's so tough, he even drinks cold ones.

34.Jack

Gender:Male

Color:Yellow

Age:15

Personality:Jack is very flexible. He always does yoga, and can even look like different objects, depending on how advanced it is. He plans to make a living off of his tricks, doing unbelievable stunts.

35.Laby

Gender:Female

Color:White;brown hair with two ponytails on the sides

Age:15

Personality:Laby is kind of a more social and older version of Piper. She looks pretty creepy, almost as if the puppet and a mouse raised a child. She's very kind, but is horrific looking.

36.Pickler

Gender:Male

Color:Purple

Age:15

Personality:Pickler is very-well-dumb. He always walks into walls, and fails to understand how to draw the blinds or open a jar of peanut butter. Well, he's at least not stupid where he forgets how to breath. Well, actually, he once did when he was 7.

37.Brandon

Gender:Male

Color:Light Purple

Age:15

Personality:Brandon likes to play music. From drums-to guitar-to the kitchen countertop, he can turn even the worst things into a rock n' roll or heavy metal song. Not to mention, he recently sang "Left Behind" from DA Games(the song itself is available on YouTube).

38.Julia

Gender:Female

Color:Green; blue hair

Age:16

Personality: Julia is very talented at math. She is like a "human calculator" and can correctly solve a 16 by 16 digit number in her head in a matter of seconds. She's already out of school, with a full-time job at a statistical study group. She still lives with her parents and siblings, though.

39.Lima

Gender:Female

Color:Dark Gray; green hair

Age:16

Personality:Lima is skilled in robotics and technology. She knows so much, that she can build a 3D printer big enough to print an entire building! Of course, however, she doesn't have the materials. Once she does, however, we can print the 8th Wonder of the World!

40.Sane

Gender:Male

Color:Brown

Age:17

Personality:Kane is very full of himself. He thinks his swimming skills are the best. He thinks that he can shoot hoops the best. He thinks of everyone else as "lesser ones". Lears once him, "Well Sane, can you cook better than I can?" He'd said yes, and then Lears forced him to make dinner. It tasted like mud with fried, diseased maggots crawling around in it. But even after that, Sane still though he was the best.

41.Bailey

Gender:Female

Color:Dark Blue; black hair

Age:17

Personality:Bailey really likes boys. She has posters up everywhere in her bedroom of pop-stars, and just kids in her school. There are so many, that it is a little bit creepy. ERRRGHHH

42.Goon

Gender:Male

Color:Light Gray

Age:18

Personality:Since he's approaching the legal age, Goon is training to become a cop. He's pretty strong, and is fast. He knows how to handle tough situations, and never loses hope. Well...he may after a month of no evidence, but you know what I mean.

43.Ariana

Gender:Female

Color:Gray; yellow hair

Age:19

Personality:Being the oldest, she always acts like a leader. She plans to become a high school teacher in the years to come, and payed a lot of attention during school. She is almost ready to move out of the house.