User blog comment:FazbearFreak/Join The Battle To Save The Internet!/@comment-27010092-20170712141250/@comment-27010092-20170713171011

OMG, I FOUND THIS LEGIT OLD PAPER THING IN MY ATTIC THAT PROOVES YOI YOI BIO DESCENDED FROM ANCESTORS(NOT FAKE)(VERY REAL):

Today I plan to burn the witch in the big area near the blacksmith and store. I know she's a relative, but I had to say yoi yoi bio because she is just evil. Meet me up when the moon is about to rise. I think this will be execution #1, better than any of the others this year.