The Hydro Strum

Note: This is a parody of "The Bonnie Song". Listen to that first please!

The song
--Song starts, intermission of sound--

''Hello there guard! Back so quick now?''

It seems to me that you want that paycheck!

You come back, and it's always me.

To be the biggest annoyance that you see.

''They tore me to shreds.. They used me for parts...''

They took away my mask, they took away my leg!

''NOOOOO! It's not fair!''

The girl and the dodo!

Not even the cat went through what I faced!

My replacement is grey!

It's got all the latest tech too!

Shiny and brand new!

All I have is my flute, let me play a song for you!

--Flute solo--

Now with wires for eyes...

I will tear you apart...

As my endoskeleton has to start!

--Intermission of sound--

My name is Hydro!

I'm the grey water master!

I play a flute in a group!

Never forget who I am...!

--Short sound intermission--

My replacement is grey!

It's got the latest tech too!

It's shiny and brand new!

--Sounds which say 'Hydro' again and again--

Now with wires for eyes...

I will tear you apart...

As my endoskeleton has to start!

''NOOOOO! It's not fair!''

The girl and the dodo!

Not even the cat went through what I faced!

My replacement is grey!

It's got all the latest tech too!

Shiny and brand new!

All I have is my flute, let me play a song for you!

--Song end--