User blog:Downtown Freezy/The Downtown Freezy Rant (Serious)

Hello. I've seen the joke rants, but do not worry. Freezy will be delivering his flaws straight to the screen!

A Control Freak
As you may have noticed, Freezy is a control freak. He's obsessed with controlling the website, and has gone to great lengths to ensure that it fits his ideals and becomes his own Utopia. This, unfortunately, causes dystopia to others. As evidenced by his love to block people, striving for someone to slip up and edit someone elses page, he also is...

A Megalomaniac
Enjoying using his power just to use power, Freezy has blocked people simply because he accidently saw them do something bad while he was looking for someone to block. He also changes the theme of the wiki often, simply because he has a fancy toolbar and wants to play with it. His previous endeavors have also shown him to be...

A Menace
Blocked infinitely twice and somehow the only active bureaucrat, Freezy is a large problem. He gets angry at the smallest of things, leading him to lash out and cause more problems. The reason Freezy was blocked proves that he has...

An Inferiority Complex
Freezy was blocked twice for a small edit on a userpage. He went onto a user who had him in their neutral section of Friends and Freezy just had to cause a problem. He wrote a small note that he was the best user on the wiki and was banned forever, unbanned, banned again, unbanned. Quite the ordeal. Freezy has also become...

Exactly What He Strived To Never Be
One day, a user changed her name. She then accused another user of rape and got an entire wiki on her side. Another user changed his name. He left the wiki and and never returned. This led the accused user to speak about how changing a username changes you. Freezy didn't believe him. Freezy changed his name. He was against the 'uptight' admins and their meme humour he just didn't get. He's become just another carbon copy. A clone from the machine. Sometimes he wishes he could go back, and then he remembers he is a megalomaniacal menacing control freak with an inferiority complex and this power is exactly what he needs to stay on top.