Thread:SpringThing14/@comment-31270836-20180409013305/@comment-27010092-20180512212307

UPDATE: The gas chambers almost killed me. They made me hallucinate Lil Tay Instagram videos. Please, send the next shuttle so I may return to Earth. This is being typed on the iPhone 78928282, which is undergoing testing here. It is very different from the other iPhones. You charge it through this thing called PowerCloud, so when you buy it, you will need to buy a seperate PowerCloud charger for $999.99, along wi the phone which is $9,999.99.