User blog comment:FazbearFreak/Update (11/29/16)/@comment-26813439-20161130205237/@comment-27812664-20161201010106

If I actually did make a FNaS 7, it'd be like this:

You'd turn on the game and the cartoon version of Mario (representing me) pops out of nowhere and says "OH YOU LIKE THE JUMPSKAREZ??? HERE'S A JUMPSCARE!!! BRB, MAKING NIGHT SHIFT AT KING PIG'S MODERN WARFARE!!!"

Hopefully, no one thinks I'm serious.