User blog comment:Crystal Morrow/Who hates Balloon Boy?/@comment-26525830-20161008200218

Balloon Boy?

Isnt that the 5 year old child who sneaks in your office and uses psychic powers to disable your only way to keep that fox thing away and while he comes, the boy just sits obnoxiously at you, laughing that you're going to die a brutal death by fox, that you'll never see your family, your wife, your children, and most importantly the fact that you'll have to start the night over again at 12AM and this time, hope it doesnt happen again by checking the game corner but then you get killed by Bonnie because you werent paying attention to the vents and the NEXT time you do both but forget to check the hallway and Freddy kills you and the NEXT NEXT time you forget to wind the music box and you get killed by the puppet, and then, lucky you, you go into a minigame, and give cake to children, only to be jumpscared again because the world hates you, and you give up, only so a couple months later, you buy Fnaf 3 and all he does is be an utter pain by jumpscaring you over and over and when he's done, you realize you didnt check the vents and get killed by an axe murderer in a suit to the point where you jump off a cliff suicidily?

Nah. Balloon Boy is cool.