Inventing 2!

Hello! I'm glad you came back for another lesson. Today we will be discussing how to create a delicious protein shake! Do you have your equipment ready?
 * Now, before we even begin making a delicious protein shake, we first need our ingredients. So, take one of the springlock animatronics from the backroom, and go inside. Do not breathe or touch the springlocks at any time.
 * Now that you are inside the suit, look for a strong and healthy child. Lure the child into the backroom.
 * It's time for what you've been waiting for. Escape your suit, and reveal yourself to the child.
 * Use something, such as your hands, and murder the child.
 * Now, quickly run out of the pizzeria, and go to your place of residence.
 * Remove any clothing from the child.
 * Next, it's time to skin the child alive. Skin him until we have nothing but muscle.
 * Now that the muscles are exposed, use a knife and remove the muscles from the bones. Keep the skeleton as a trophy, if you wish.
 * Now, wash the muscles. We don't want to get any infections.
 * Now that you have done that, please squeeze the blood out of the muscles. Use a cup to catch it.
 * Now add blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and one cup of chocolate/strawberry/banana powder.
 * Now, put everything in a blender.
 * Wait a few minutes. Open the blender when you're ready.
 * Enjoy!

Credited to Odd Cheese and South Ferry