Six Nights at Skinner's

''Hope you're ready for your final luncheon. ''- Tagline

Six Nights at Skinner's (or SNaS for short) is the first Five Nights at Freddy's fan game created by DerpDev Studios, a recently formed wiki organisation consisting of myself (Caelywobbles234), LincolnDisaster19, The Non-Zomboss, Noah.4434 and Lord Bowser. It is based on the viral Simpsons clip known as "Steamed Hams". In total, it features 7 enemies and 6 nights.

Title Screen Music

Official Storyline
'''Welcome, Superintendent Chalmers. I hope you're ready for your final luncheon.'''

Oh, egads! It seems like you, Gary Chalmers, have somehow managed to lock yourself inside somebody else's house. In fact, the house seems strangely familiar to you... but that doesn't matter right now, because you're not alone in that household!

It seems the spirit of a certain Seymour Skinner has trapped you in this hellish residence due to reasons unknown... survive six nights, and you'll find yourself a way out. And if you're hungry, he's left you a plate of mouthwatering hamburge- oh, ALRIGHT, Mr. Sassypants! sigh He's insisting I call them "Steamed Hams", whatever that means. Apparently, it's an Albany expression. Doesn't make any sense, considering they're obviously grilled.

Good luck, Chalmers! You're gonna need it.

- Nameless Entity That Has No Importance To The Lore Of This Game Whatsoever

Gameplay
WIP

Steamed Seymour
To sum it up in one sentence, the evil side of Seymour Skinner. Steamed Seymour is Skinner's unleashed altered personality and his true form in this land of nightmares.

Will start in the corner of the Kitchen, fast asleep. If you run out of Steamed Hams, just run over to the Kitchen, then click on him to wake him up and make him go fetch some more from Krustyburger for ya. Holding the window shut whilst he's gone will make him unable to re-enter until it's reopened. There is also a price you must pay him back for stealing Steamed Hams for you. Every so often, you must check on the oven to see the status of his roast. If it is beginning to burn, turn down the temperature. If it is beginning to freeze, turn up the temperature. Keep doing this from time to time, as if his roast is ruined, death will surely follow.

Becomes active: Night One

Steamed Agnes
Poor Agnes. Steamed Agnes is the burnt remains of the mother of Seymour Skinner, who died in the house fire that ended "Steamed Hams" and has been revived by her son to be used as his minion.

Will start in an unseen room upstairs. If you hear her screaming, "SEYMOUR! The house is on fire!", quickly go to the bottom of the staircase and turn on the projector sat atop one of the steps. This will project an image of the Northern Lights onto the landing above to calm her down.

Becomes active: Night Three

G.A.R.Y
Basically what Steamed Seymour envisions he will do to the player once he catches them. The dead corpse of Superintendent Chalmers, hooked up to robotic parts and transformed into a cyborg minion.

Will start slumped over in the seat across from you at the dining table. If he appears reaching out his hand to pick out a Steamed Ham from the dish, quickly slap his hand away to prevent him from taking one and eating it.

Becomes active: Night Two

The Steamed Ham
A monstrous, mutated Steamed Ham who keeps itself balanced via a collection of french fry spider legs.

If your Hunger meter reaches zero, the plate of Steamed Hams on the dining table will transform into The Steamed Ham, who will then proceed to kill you.

Becomes active: Night One

More coming soon...

Night One
Steamed Seymour and The Steamed Ham will become active on this night.

Post-Night Cutscene
April 1996. Seymour is in hospital, with a sleeping Agnes lying in her deathbed. There are also doctors and nurses passing by every so often, with one nurse standing beside the two, monitoring Agnes’ heart rate.

Agnes: “coughs violently Oh, Seymour… you really were the worst son a woman could ever have, you know that?”

Seymour: “What? Mother… what do you mean?”

Agnes: “WHAT DO I MEAN?! coughs again Your stupid antics always end up in disaster, and this time it has resulted in my death, only seconds away! You didn’t give a single care in the world about me as I burned to death in our house… all you cared about was making yourself look good in front of Chalmers. You heard me screaming in agony from inside, I know you did. You ignored me just so you could wave off Chalmers as he drove away and make it look like nothing was wrong at all. And when you finally ran in to come aid me… I had already passed out. You stupid, stupid boy… wheezes”

Seymour: “beginning to sob Mother… I’m so sorry, I… couldn’t risk getting in trouble with Gary, I would… I would lose my only hope in life…“

Agnes: “You had a choice between your career and your family… and you chose your career. Seymour, you are truly heartless… AGH! Just get out, get out of what’s left of my life!”

Seymour: “MOTHER, I…”

Agnes dies and the flatline sounds. Seymour kneels down and starts sobbing uncontrollably beside her deathbed, the nurse coming round to comfort him.

Suddenly, he stands up, turns around and looks at the screen, everything around him turning into merely a black, empty void. Blood starts streaming from Seymour’s eyes, and just as his eyes turn a bloodshot red, Steamed Seymour jumpscares the player and returns them to the title screen.

Night Two
G.A.R.Y becomes active on this night, and previous antagonists become more aggressive.

Post-Night Cutscene
May 1996. Seymour is sitting in Chalmers’ office, sitting across from him at his desk.

Seymour: “Can I help you, Superintendent?”

Chalmers: “No, Seymour. I’m afraid you’ve done enough damage already.”

Seymour: “…What do you mean, sir?”

Chalmers: “I’m talking about the fact that you stole hamburgers from Krustyburger to disguise it as your own cooking – “Steamed Hams” – and serve it to ME.”

Seymour: “Oh, I didn’t steal them! I ordered takeout, like any normal person would…”

Chalmers: “I don’t wanna hear your stupid, lame excuses anymore, Skinner. Because I’m already prepared. Why then, is it true that Krustyburger don’t do takeaways? Why then, is EVERY SINGLE newspaper at the time filled with pictures of your face and the words “Hamburger Robbery of ‘96”? HMM?!”

Seymour: “Uhm, well… you see, uh… uhh…”

Chalmers: “Exactly. You’re lucky, you know. You were the main suspect, but the police didn’t have enough evidence to prove it was you. But knowing you, I personally believe it was. And I don’t want you making any bad influences on the pupils of our school. In other words… YOU’RE. FIRED.”

Seymour: “But, but… sir…. Please, give me another cha…“

Chalmers: “No more second chances. Get out of my office. NOW.”

Seymour looks down in shame, turns around and leaves Chalmers’ office. Chalmers sips from his cup of tea and then continues his paperwork.

Outside Chalmers’ office, Seymour stands completely still, his head still dipped downwards. Suddenly, he turns around and looks at the screen, everything around him turning into merely a black, empty void. Blood starts streaming from Seymour’s eyes, and just as his eyes turn a bloodshot red, Steamed Seymour jumpscares the player and returns them to the title screen.

More coming soon...

Easter Eggs
WIP