Inventing 3

You've stuffed a child in a suit, you've eaten a delicious meat pizza, you've drank a nutritious protein shake. What now? How bout you give 'em a skeleton? A REAL skeleton! Well, you can't tell them it is a real skeleton though. Say it's a model, heh, heh. Let's learn how to give a skeleton as a gift.

Does everyone have their stuff ready?
 * First off, you need a donor. Go into the pizzeria and take one of the spring lock suits, and climb inside. Do not touch or breathe on the spring locks at any time.
 * Look for a child. Any child. Try and lure a child to the back of the pizzeria.
 * Shut the door.
 * Reveal yourself to the child, and murder the child. You can kill the child slowly or painfully, your choice.
 * Now, quickly run out of the pizzeria with the dead child.
 * Once you have ran to your place of residence, put the child on the table.
 * Use gloves and remove all of the clothing from the child.
 * Next, take a knife and skin the child alive.
 * Remove the muscles as well.
 * Once you have gotten to the skeleton, it's time for the main event.
 * Take a hammer and slowly break the ribcage.
 * Carefully remove all organs.
 * You may keep the organs for food later.
 * Take superglue and glue back the ribcage.
 * Carefully crack open the head.
 * Remove the brain.
 * Keep the brain for food if you wish.
 * Use superglue and glue the skull back together.
 * Now, after all this yanking, there should be lots of blood.
 * Take as much soap as you can, use bleach if needed, and remove the blood.
 * Now, get a large box and place the skeleton inside.
 * Mail it to the person you're giving it to. Say you gave them an awesome "model" skeleton! They'll love it....... hahahaha.