Board Thread:FN@F Roleplay/@comment-26494914-20150118161408/@comment-98.251.178.53-20150314214017

Midnight: And what's wrong with pizza fights?

Meredith: One, it messes up the pizza place, and people don't want to go to a messy pizza place. Two, they waste perfectly good pizza. Three, it annoys the customers and prompts them to leave. And four, they usually do it for stupid reasons.

Sodapop: Like the time they fought about who would wash Penelope's socks.

Penelope: *under breath* I hate them for that. *normal voice* My socks never got washed - in fact, when I checked on them, they were covered in cheese and pepperoni!

Meredith: Right. And then they fought about who would paint the pizzeria.

Sodapop: My mouth nearly burned off! Plus, it was a whole week before we could paint the walls, because they were drowning in pizza!

Midnight: We have to go!

Lindsay: But what about Gamer?

Meredith: Fix him - quickly!

Sodapop: I'll bring Springfield as soon as I can! *runs off*


 * everyone else except Lindsay runs to the show stage, where the pizza assault gets worse*