Board Thread:Other Roleplay/@comment-25535739-20150729051842/@comment-5020502-20150731040311

(#MissionImpossibleSh*tGoingOnHere)

The Yiffer grabbed Phobe and shook him awake from his ten minute coma, screaming, "Fool, what the f*ck is wrong with you! You've been standing for ten minutes, not doing a single thing. I swear if you've been thinking about burritos..." Phobe shook his/her head, muttering, "Huehuehuhuehuehue. (I swear no burritos, I just imagined a world where some great-being nuked and killed all of us. Strange.)" The Yiffer shook his head. "Anyway idiot, I got us a minion to get into the Robot Kingdom, create a distraction, and hopefully help us kill Golden King Freddy, so we can achieve the goal of a lifetime: A French Phobe." "Huehuehuehue. (Whatever. Who the f*ck is this kid.)" The Yiffer laughed. "His name's Dante. See, I messed with him all his life, killed his family, did some wacked up sh*t. But now, he's on his way into the RK."

A pink tricycle rolls up to the RK. Dante gets off the tricycle with extreme difficulty. "F*ck. This Yiffer is a f*cking god, and he can't get me a car. Only a kid's size tricycle. "Oh well, I'm here now." He walks toward the entrance of the RK.