Music man(joke article)

music man is the demon from the posh pizzeria ritual

personality
music man is a creature who loves to bang loud-ass cymbals in children’s ears. This shows just how much he loves to make noise and have fun at the expense of others. yet he hates when someone else makes noise for some reason

history
he was born in a factory when some guy decided it was a good idea to make an animatronic spider with loud cymbals, big teeth, and black eyes. this was a bad idea because on the first day he was there kids went crazy on him and made the manager store him