User blog comment:SpringThing14/This dream is irrelevant to FNaF, but it's funny af/@comment-27812664-20170729215522

Boy, I am the KING of weird dreams. Here's just a few of the many weird dreams I've had:


 * My deceased dog pushed me down the stairs of my basement.


 * My deceased dog pushed me off a ladder after I pushed her down that same ladder.


 * I got ran over by a steamroller. In New York City. On a crowded street.


 * I got a whole box full of Skylanders from my grandma.


 * I jumped off of the Empire State Building holding about 25 balloons because Willy Wonka told me to.


 * I got chased by Swiper from Dora the Explorer. The strange thing was that Swiper WAS ON FIRE.


 * I became Mario and fell down a pit in World 1-2.


 * I was on a safari, and all of a sudden, the Flintstones theme came on and all the monkeys started fighting each other by charging into each other and using vines as whips. And no, Grand Dad wasn't involved.

I guess I get to have dinner with Emil 8 times now.