User blog:Demonic BB/INTERCEPTED SCRIPT FOR ADVERTISEMENT

"Rrrroll up, rrrroll up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and each and every thing inbetween! Welcome to Jack's Big House with your host, me! Rrrringmaster Jack! I bet you all remember me from the original location, but fear not, for I am better than ever! Go down and enjoy story time with Friendo Fredbear, or laugh along with Mr McChuckles! It looks like our show's about to begin, so everyone put your hands together for the opening act! And I shall see you all for the interlude!"