Thread:SpringThing14/@comment-31270836-20180409013305/@comment-26525830-20180517211954

Mr. Space Officer, I don’t think you understand just who I am. I am Minecraftiam Man 123son. You are... partially correct. At the current moment, I am unable to leave this space hell. Treesap isn’t my only minion; I have many affiliations, and I can make things work out just how I want to. I am a successful Minecraft and Fortnite youtuber. You are a low life space officer who I’m pondering the gender preference of. If we were online right now... I’d say some pretty graphic stuff that I would never say to your face.

Treesap has failed me. I have put all of my strength and energy into him, and yet he fails to fulfill his duty. The Battle Of 23. That was embarrassing. Treesap is a worthless scum. In fact, when my little pal comes over here, Treesap is the first to fall. You will watch him suffer. That will be an example. Then, you shall suffer. My pal, he’ll choke the life out of you until there is nothing left. You... will be in a lot of pain.

I have no choice. I’ll have to send over the first generically modified human. Created from thousands of dabs, fidget spinners, and dank memes, incarnated into a single human being. Capable of incinerating this planet by sneezing, but don’t worry! I’ll tell him to hold back. Who is this monster, you ask? Well, it is none other than the worse dictator to ever roam the surface of the earth...

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