Thread:Your friendly neighborhood Spy/@comment-26434802-20150417210554

HELLO KIDS OF ALL AGES WELCOME TO BB'S STORE OF AWESOMENESS TODAY IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO HAVE 99% OF EVERYTHING I HAVE IN STOCK. LET US BEGIN.

FIRST UP, WE HAVE THIS FINE LARGE PIZZA WHICH CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY 599.99

AND NEXT IS MY FANCY DRAGON KATANA WHICH IS MINE I DID NOT STEAL IT. IT CAN BE YOURS FOR ONLY 6767676.67.

AND FINALLY AS THE LAST ON MY MENU I HAVE YOUR MOTHER FOR ONLY FIFTY QUID.

HURRY UP AND BUY SOMETHING OR GO AWAY. 