Eight Days at ChiChi's

Pictures coming soon.

Hello!
Hello and welcome to your first day on the shift! You are a guard at ChiChi's Bar and Grill. Basically, all you have to do is make sure everything's OK! Keep an eye on the drunks, pop into the Kidz Kingdom, and most importantly, check on our animatronic mascots. What mascots? Let me list them for you...

ChiChi the Chinchilla
Our main mascot is ChiChi. She's that bright orange one over there. She's got fluffy faux fur and blue eyes. Wanna know what she does at the bar? She serves drinks. Here's how it works. When someone orders this drink known as ChiChi's Champagne, a human operator presses a button that activates ChiChi. The customer then has to yell, "ChiChi's Champagne, please!" Then ChiChi will move toward the voice with the bottle in hand. The customer has to push the glass near her so she can pour it. After ChiChi pours it she says, "Have a nice day!" All the other drinks are served by humans. Many people like their drink poured by a robot (don't ask why), so ChiChi's Champagne is one of the most popular drinks at the bar.

Also, some say ChiChi promotes alcohol abuse because she can pour any number of glasses (one at a time) for someone, but we think that's ridiculous.

Dylan the Duck
Dylan the Duck is another mascot of ours. I'm sure you can find him. He is a yellow duck wearing drums and holding drumsticks. He plays those drums almost exactly to the beat of the music playing at the bar. But it's not just any music. He is programmed to play the drums to the top 100 songs of the week! Most people are amazed at how he almost matches those song beats. Dylan does not move. Instead, he stands in the middle of the dining room and people can come up to watch him play if they want to.

Also, he is the one of the only "male" animatronics.

Patti the Puma
Now here's my favorite one–Patti the Puma. She is that brown puma with the grey eyes and...What? She looks like a cat? Her designers gave up on trying to build a puma robot, so they just made her into a cat. We insisted she be called a puma, though. We like to keep things interesting.

Oh, geez! I haven't told you about what she does yet. She walks around and tells jokes! Some are corny puns, and some are political humor and other jokes that might not be appropriate for children. If you yell, "Patti, bad joke!" she will not tell it as often as the others.

Po-Po the Princess Panda
Now we're going to the Kidz Kingdom. The parents can drop their kids off here to play while they go to the main Bar/Grill area. See this? It's a mini castle-themed playground. Some tots play for hours right here! And also they can get their own paper crown.

You see that? It's Po-po! She's a panda with a pink dress and a paper crown on her head. We also made her eyes in a cuter style than the others. Po-po says things like "Climb up Rapunzel's hair (a rope ladder) and save the day!" and "Take a ride down the chariot slide!"

Scruffers
We're back in the bar. On the last day of every month, we bring a fourth animatronic to the bar. (Po-po's in the Kidz Kingdom, remember?) This fourth animatronic is nicknamed Scruffers. He's that orange one that looks exactly like ChiChi but wilder. Scruffers was originally going to be the main mascot and his name was going to be ChiChi. The problem? We made him in the dark. When he was finally brought into the light, we discovered... We decided he shouldn't be the main mascot looking like that, so we replaced him but agreed to often bring him back to the bar. Scruffers does the exact same thing as ChiChi, but instead of serving ChiChi's Champagne, he serves a drink called Scruffers' Cider. Many people do not trust him.
 * 1) His fur was patchy
 * 2) There were some exposed wires and parts
 * 3) The paint was smeared

Random trivia

 * Online you can buy ChiChi, Dylan, and Patti shot glasses.
 * In December Dylan also plays the drums to a few Christmas songs.
 * At the grill, you can get snacks. These are intended to be for the kids, but adults often eat them too.
 * Dylan used to look like a mallard, but nobody liked the design.
 * Scruffers' voice sometimes fades into static.
 * The lights in the building turn red in emergencies (aka when someone calls 911)