User blog comment:SpringThing14/My dad saved me from falling off of Dustbone's....(ALMOST DIED)(CLICKBAIT CONTEST)/@comment-26525830-20170430235241

OMFG JESUS CHRIST, DINOSAUR KILLS SEVEN, ELEVEN INJURED, (CAPS LOCK BUTTON R*PED) (GONE WRONG) ALMOST DIED, COPS CAME, THE SWAT CAME, HORRIFYING, BREAKING NEWS, SH*T MYSELF, CLICKBAIT LURES IN CHILDREN AND MURDERS THEM, SPAGHETTI CONFIRMED, MY MELONS ARE RIPE, EAT A SOCK, I DOUBT YOU'RE GOING TO READ THIS WHOLE THING LOLOLOL, NOT SAFE, DONALD TRUMP FOR SMASH, LOCAL FANON WIKI TAKING EXTREME MEASURES JUST TO STAY RELEVANT, PIGS REBEL, HAIL FREEZY, HAIL, FREEZY, HAIL FREEZY, INDIE HORROR GAME SLAPPING ILLOGICAL LORE TYING INTO ITSELF SO NO ONE HAS ONE SINGLE F*CKING CLUE WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON, AS WELL AS MAKING A BILLION MORE GAMES AND BOOKS AND EVEN A F*CKING MOVIE. I STILL NEED TO MAKE A PICTURE FOR THIS BUT IM LAZY AF AND NOT EVEN ACTIVE ON THIS WIKI. KEEMSTAR FOR PRESIDENT, HARAMBE FOR THE SENATE OF JUPITER'S 579834707243rd MOON.