Thread:SpringThing14/@comment-31270836-20180409013305/@comment-30653199-20180517164826

1. There's something you just don't get, Subject 69420. No matter how much you make stupid attempts to "roast" us, you will never wake up. You will never be released from the clutches of DeathVR. Stop dreaming of suddenly coming back to life, because death will always consume you. And also, the reason you are making pathetic af roasts originating from the mind of an egotistical 10-year-old is because you are not likely going insane due to DeathVR. So enjoy your eternal autism now.

2. Ah, Subject 360. You've been within the clutches of DeathVR for so long now that you seem to have forgotten you were even here in the first place. Would you like to be reminded of why you were sent here?

You ARE MinecraftMan123. You collected the corpses of gullible 12-year-olds who falled for your pathetic clickbait and stitched them together to create your very own artificial human... Johnny Treesap. Your personal minion... or so that was your plan. They dressed up as a news reporter and let the world know of your sick deeds to try and spread the word and get their revenge. We trailed you, and after discovering the true identity of Johnny Treesap (which has been kept confidential ever since, by the way), you were sent to this same Martian concentration camp.

And to the both of you. Do NOT even think of starting your own silly little rebellion against us. We monitor your every thought and if we find thoughts of resistance (or teenage robot hentai), you will die on the spot. So don't try it.

(P.S. Since this has pretty much turned into an entire flipping roleplay by this point, I've had an idea. Check Discord when you get the time. ;D)