Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26187158-20161123183356/@comment-26187158-20161125194408

You pray to the lord, Senior Bill Carlsworth The Quarterth. Then, you hear a tickering sound, like footsteps approaching you, then, from behind you...

"You must be the new nightguard."

What do you say?

A. "Um...yeah."

B. "No, I'm just a customer that was locked in."

C. "OH GOD PLZ DON'T KILL MEH."