User blog:Downtown Freezy/Blog post but every time Freezy posts it he retires

Hello, friends and family. Vandals, spammers, rappers, and good men. No, you didn't read the title wrong. This isn't a meme, and this ain't no goof. You probably expected something like "You just got beaned!" or a similar joke. That isn't the case. I, Downtown Freezy, have not been happy on this wiki.

This is not a definite thing. I'll certainly still be here often, and if there is a vandal and nobody else is on, I can take care of it. But, if you're looking for Downtown Freezy's pages? You're not gonna find that many. I'll be making a few pages.

Five Nights in The Castle 1 & 2 Remastered
I know, I know. Everyone has been doing these remasters. However, FNiTC 2 is some of my worst work yet. FNiTC 1 is some of my best work yet. Both are in desperate need of a remaster.

How long will it take?: Probably a few weeks. This is going to be one hell of an overhaul.

Summer Job 3: Act 1, 2, and 3
Yep, you read that right. Summer Job 3 will be three games. Each will be the same story at the same time, told from different perspectives.

How long will it take?: About a month and a half, maybe more.

Let's Party!
An isometric game starring a customizable coloured guy, guided by Lime Guy. You have to stuff kids into animatronics. Be careful, though, because the animatronics who are stuffed come to life at night and every animatronic has different stats.

How long will it take?: A week at most.

Freezy Mania
This is it. The final page. Hopefully the longest page. This will take a few months, considering the fact that I am planning on animating cutscenes. Luckily, I'm not alone. Demonic Balloon Boy and FazbearFreak are going to be helping me!

The New Bureaucrats
Well, the moment you've been waiting for. I will be promoting three people who I see fit. VentureSonic, Demonic Balloon Boy, and FazbearFreak.

Maybe you're angry about my choices, but I see these three as the best candidates. Freak and D-BB saved the Wikia during the Final Solution. Venture has the most admin experience out of everyone who isn't a Bureaucrat.

Doth thou accept my offer, FazbearFreak, VentureSonic, and Demonic Balloon Boy?