User blog comment:FazbearFreak/There were five./@comment-30653199-20171006072230/@comment-27010092-20171006225827

I actually have a $3,000,000,000,000,000 chip that runs my entire body, and gives me a memory span of googol years. The only problem is that I can't pay rent, so I reside in a very small pile of sand, which has a flat screen TV and a campfire that defies logic. Figure out why.