User blog comment:FazbearFreak/If your pages on this wiki had a trailer, what would it be like?/@comment-26525830-20170411012843

You see a newspaper, signalling the opening of Zombo's Pizza

​Welcome To Zombo's Pizza

​You see an animatronic lizard, Zombo, sitting on the stage.

​This isn't the place where you want to be at night

​​Zombo turns his head towards you

​Well, unless you came for animatronic sex, which isn't going to happen...

​​Zombo continues to stare at you

​What was I saying?

​​Zombo keeps staring

'''​Ah... yes...'''

​​Zombo stands up and walks towards you

​Yeah, you're f*cked.

​Zombo says one word to you:

"Boo"

​The Non Zomboss