Five Fasts At Freddy’s

Note: the following page is bad, and also a joke, also a bad joke.

Five Fasts At Freddy’s is FNAF but sonic, wowow original concept amirite? it was made by FunnyName Studios and no one liked it.

Plot
The evil Purple-Colored Chungus has stolen the seven super slices of pizza! Any normal person would be unbothered but Fred-idiot and his gang decide to kill him because god knows why. He then adventures through many places and lands and does things and bing badda boom evil is defeated and Fred-idiot suffers a stroke and dies.

Fred-idiot
The completely normal and unexciting non-rick and morty watcher dumdum, it’s Fred-idiot himself! he literally has no abilities please leave.

Bonbon
It’s the b i r t h d a y b o y. Jokes aside, bonbon can go slightly faster than fred-idiot, in terms of speed and how long it takes to process the simplest of situations. He can also rock out and kill everyone on the screen... PRETTY COOL RIGHT!?

KFC but it isn’t dead
Often called KFC for short, KFC is KFC. She can fly. She is completely bland and boring otherwise, so shut up with your wanting to know more.

Fan-Favorite Fox
FFF is alliterative and is therefore wanted by every police force to ever exist/not exist. He can go super fast and can also go stab himself with that hook because he’s pretty rude honestly.

Golden Fred-idiot
when Fred-idiot collects all the super pizza slices he becomes really fat and gold-colored and literally nothing else changes.