Thread:NyanKittyKat/@comment-27010092-20160713170018

If you read beyond this sentence, you will be cursed.

Donkeys are capable of flying to the moon. They eat cheese there, and snack on Doritos. On day, they ran out of Doritos. They were so angry, that they blew up the moon. Then, an army of flying Nyan cat heads invaded, and zapped the donkeys with lasers. The donkeys then turned into fish, and fell into the Canadian European Mexican sjsjsjsian Oceon, where they all turned into sea turtles. They then swam to MLG Island, where there was a gigantic flying box of tissues. The turtles pulled out darts, threw them at the giant flying tissue box, and used the tissues to make wrapping paper and cheese.

The curse is that you wasted a moment of your life reading that.

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