Happy's Diary

This is a diary of my dog, Happy. Not all the events are real, in fact, this slowly progresses from real life to Five Nights at Coconut's. Things might not make sense, and might be spelled wrong,but keep in mind it's from the point of view of a dog.

Entry 1. Weufsday Wednesday
I found something weird today. It is some weird crawly thing with a breadcrumb. I wanted the breadcrumb, but it was on the wall. I couldn't get it with my stubby legs or long body. I couldn't get it with my floppy ears either. Me sad. Henry said it was called an "ant". Why did the ant take the breadcrumb? Me sad.

Entry 2
Weuf Weuf, I am a doyg

D O Y G

HOOSH

Entry 3
heebsh

Entry 4
I found sandwich. Eee. Me happy doyg. I put it in my mouth, and walked out of the hall. Henry and his family laughed. I wasn't sure what to do, so i stood there with sandwich in my snout mouth.

Entry 5
Today I stuck my snout in the dirt.

Entry 6
Henry let me get on his "computer" thing to make my diary. Now I don't have to write with peencil that is on my snout. Now I press keys with peencil that is on snout.

I press keys with S N O U T

Entry 8
Entry 7 doesn't exist. I don't want it to. Nu. Noo. Hoosh. I don't want Entry 7. Because weuf.

Entry 9
Henry didn't want me to use p e e n c i l to type. I wanted to, though. He made me use the Eraser end, and he got rid of pointy endy part thing hoosh weuf weuf.

Entry 10
I have floppy ears, and I like them. I like my floppy ears just the way they are.

Entry 11
I went out of yard. I am once again using new snout peencil on papier. A car came and everything went black.

Me dead doyg. Sad. Me sad.

Entry 12
My speerit went into rock Henry decorated. Inside of rock is weird.

Entry 13.
I ended up in weird room. Is different. I have hands and legs and am meetal. Oh no.

MY SNOUT!

Okay, my snout's mostly the same.

I am animatronic now. Eee? Me not sure about this.

Weuf