User blog comment:FazbearFreak/Update (2.22.18)/@comment-26187158-20180222211932/@comment-27812664-20180223212321

I apologize, my dear friend, but the fictional story you have told me recently has failed to aid me with any current troubles that I may be experiencing right now. In fact, this story has not made anything clear in the slightest, nor did it make me feel any better.

In other words, "That didn't help at all!"