User blog comment:SpringThing14/Thank You(2 Year Anniversary) + Q&A and more/@comment-27812664-20170923122852/@comment-27010092-20170923124545

This is one of the most puzzling questions in history.

Scientists have been looking into this for hundreds of years. There seems to be something occurring that stops it from being solved.

Most have come to the conclusion that once you dab back, the 10 year olds will dab back to your dab. It may continue for dotrigintillions of years. It's a paradox that can't end. Once you have entered a dab battle, you cannot stop. In fact, after 80+ years even, you won't be dead. You will still be dabbing. It never ends.

If a Jake Pauler dabs on you, cut off their arms, and dab back. It's the only safe way.

There's also another theory developed by Fourtwenty S. Nineleven. It states the Jake Pauler will get pissed and pull out his/her caps lock gun. He/she will talk about senselessly murdering you, and ripping out your organs. Then, the 10 year old will sell your organs and use the money made off of them to buy merch. He/she will then watch the video where Jake Paul shoots up a kindergarten, and that Jake Pauler and the others will call it savage.

Which is the actual one? Tell me your theories down below.