User blog:South Ferry/Meme

Ripped this meme from some old pages back in the day, what yall think

Night One "Uh.. Hello? Hello? Hey there man! Thanks again for taking this job. I honestly don't know why people wouldn't want to take this job. Easiest thing in the world. So um.. I'm the manager here, after I bought those two shells, I wanted to continue this resturant's legacy. Anyway, lemme just explain your job real quick, then you can start working. So first of all, I only have one animatronic in this place, but it's really advanced. Facial recognition, sophisticated A.I, advanced mobility.. We allow our animatronic to walk around during the night, y'know, so the servos don't lock up. People have been spreading rumours of how if it happens to see a human, it stuffs you in a suit.. This isn't true, but if you believe these rumours, then if it's in the office, just put on the Freddy Fazbear head. The placebo effect should calm you down.

You also have some lights, you probably won't need em' but they're there. So the job should be pretty easy, have fun."

Night Two "Uh.. Hello? Hello? Welcome back man! So uh.. something sad happened today. It seems a child has been reported missing at our restaurant. We don't know what happened, but I assure you, we had nothing to do with it. Sometimes, sad things happen. The child should eventually be found, don't worry. So have a great night, talk to you tommorow."

Night Three "Uh.. Hello? Hello? Hi again! So um.. I need to tell you something, really important. More kids have gone missing, and I know why. It turns out our animatronic is hostile.. It murdered two children today. So... based on that.. yes, the animatronic will try and stuff you in a suit. Sigh.. I don't know why this is happening man... I don't want to shut down this place.. I really don't.. Anyway, talk to you later."

Night Four "Uh.. Hello? Hello? Sigh.. At about 11 PM, our animatronic's sophisticated A.I allowed it to get outside, murder a child, hide the body, and run back in. How is this even possible?! Why! Why! Why!! Sigh.. Except the animatronic to be more aggressive tonight. Our mechanic will begin working and trying to fix this error. Alright.. hang in there, have a great night."

Night Five "Uh.. Hello? Hello? The place will have to close down.. Our animatronic murdered all the children in a birthday party. A serious investigation is going on, so there is no way we can continue. Well... try your best. Good night."

Night Six "Uh.. Hello? Hello? Why are you still here?! When we sent you your check, it had a note saying don't come back, we were forced to shut down. Everything is probably bad tonight. Just, try and finish your shift. Good night.."