User blog comment:FazbearFreak/Ask My Characters!/@comment-30653199-20170917082314/@comment-27812664-20170917122440

"Man, let me tell ya, it's great. I get free coffee every morning at Dunkin' Donuts, I'm paid $420 an hour, and I have all the SiIva rips on iTunes."

"Oh, and I'm some sort of time-manipulating god in a roleplay series on the Discord."