Thread:SpringThing14/@comment-31270836-20180409013305/@comment-30653199-20180513074526

Instagram videos of that annoying 8-year-old brat aren't the only thing you're hallucinating, Subject 69420. You're also hallucinating the iPhone 78928282 (thanks for leaking it and the PowerCloud, by the way). And the fact that you've survived the gas chambers.

You didn't. You're dead, Subject 69420. You're not hallucinating. You're in hell.

More specifically, DeathVR. When one of our campers dies, we hook them up to a DeathVR and let them experience hell as formed by their own minds. For all eternity.

Nobody can hear you scream now, can they?