User blog comment:FazbearFreak/Fan Game Reviews 15: Dayshift at Freddy's/@comment-30653199-20170808094523

Ladies and gentlesports, the old sport known only as "FazbearFreak" believes that us old sports are "freaky".

I bring old-sport-certified evidence in this quote: "Until next time, old sport, stay freaky!"

This insult of our old sport race of people is a disgrace. We old sports are not "freaky", nor will we be seeing him "next time'. And the reason for this, fellow old sports, is because we will work together, using our holy might of olde (sport), to slay this vile beast that nicknames us old sports "freaks". We will rise against this chaos, and claim what us old sports deserve: ACTUAL DECENT NICKNAMES!!

(Old sport audience cheering and clapping)

Thank you so much, you fellow old sports are too kin-

Fazbear bans me for making fun of his username

The old sport race is wiped out

Fazbear morphs into DirectDoggo and gains all rights to the DSaF series, as well as WORLD DOMINATION