Complaint Box

Readings from cards in the Employee Complaint Box from the 2017 Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.


 * The kids are yelling at me because the Pizza is taking too long to cook.
 * The animatronics are glitching.
 * Kids complaining about the pizza sauce tasting different.
 * Turn the music down, it's too loud.
 * Problem with the slide at the Fazbear Fun Hall; kids are getting sick after going through.
 * Pizza still taking too long to cook.
 * Yesterday a man came in rambling about a man in a yellow Freddy suit. Today he came in again. Please make sure he doesn't come in anymore.
 * Music still too loud.
 * Kids still complaining about the Pizza Sauce; I tasted it for myself and it does taste funny.
 * Animatronics still glitching.
 * Sometimes the signs in the restaurant say "it's me"; please make sure the vandalist responsible for this is caught.
 * You have yet to turn down the music. Please do so.
 * Pizza Sauce too liquid-like.
 * Animatronics have started singing in deeper voices than before.
 * Music playing backwards now.
 * The man who rambled about the yellow Freddy came back today.
 * Animatronics in back room changed position.
 * Foxy's hook has been scaring the kids.
 * The Pizza Sauce is being splattered around the kitchen by someone.
 * It's me
 * Foxy left the Pirate Cove today, he seemed to go near this box.
 * Music is playing backwards and demented, as well as louder.
 * They couldn't.
 * Strange man dressed in purple came today.
 * Pizza still taking too long to cook as well as being sloppily made.
 * I found a yellow suit in the back room today. Yellow suit is covered in Pizza Sauce.
 * Pizza Sauce splattered in multiple areas; the splatters are not from kids running around.
 * Pizza does not exist
 * The "it's me" text is still being displayed.
 * Yellow Suit's head is coming off. Seems to have pizza sauce inside it for some reason.
 * Bonnie is now continuing to stare at me.
 * Music has stopped, however is replaced with a high-pitched hum.
 * Odd thing in the Dining Area now; animatronic endoskeleton made of many hands and an endoskeleton head; we don't know how it got here.
 * Remove the thing in the Dining Area.
 * Thing in the dining area was covered in Pizza Sauce today.
 * There are unspeakable horrors inside the Yellow Freddy.
 * Marionette tried to leave the basement today.
 * Police are bothering us employees.
 * Foxy displaying endoskeleton eyes.
 * Close down
 * We're here
 * It's us
 * IT'S ME

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