Board Thread:Other Roleplay/@comment-24993153-20150418021659/@comment-26434802-20150419171451

News:

Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction recently burned down today. While there was no humans inside at the time of the burning, there was one animatronic who narrowly escaped a firey fate. We interviewed Springtrap and he had this to say:

"So I walked into the office, went to get me some pizza. I looked on the chair, and I saw some fire! I was thinkin' to myself, I gotta get my pizza and get outta here! But then I told myself "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!""

Springtrap's "Friends", some phantom animatronics, were confirmed to be from the f*cking future and tried to warn Springtrap about the fire, but Springtrap is a dumbass and forgot not to burn the pizza while he was achieving terminal debauchery. After the fire, Henry Whitefrost had this to say "I wonder who caused the fire... I mean, there's no such thing as a fire hex! Nya ha!"

We will update this story shortly when more information comes to light. This has been Enragement Child reporting for the FazBear Life Magazine.

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